A Wallaceburg man with a knack for not following directions is facing drunk driving charges. 
According to police, the man and a woman appeared drunk while at a restaurant in Corunna Saturday night.
When they were urged to take a cab by a person at the restaurant, they refused and the OPP were called, and the officer herded the pair into the taxi.
A short time later, the man returned to the restaurant, and left with his vehicle.
The 57-year-old was spotted a short time later and arrested. Subsequent breath tests revealed him to be twice the legal limit.